i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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