so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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