Buhtt sex?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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