I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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