that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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