i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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