Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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