Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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