Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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