She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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