...so i touched it.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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