You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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