We're facebook friends in real life
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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