Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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