oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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