Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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