what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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