i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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