At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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