i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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