He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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