But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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