She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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