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It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
im about as happy as oj after his trial
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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