You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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