But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
we're so committed to being not committed
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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