People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I wish i was in the wii world.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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