I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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