they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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