I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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