Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
