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i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she smelled like a LAN party
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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