On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was not drunk enough for that final.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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