I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm always down for nudity.
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