I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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