I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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