Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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