Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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