No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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