I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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