This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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