yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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