My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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