if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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