ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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