He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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