dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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