I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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