I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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