i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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