it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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